I didn't expect much, so I was not disappointed. You're given a pint glass of vodka and tomato juice. The rest is up to you at the bloody mary bar. The spices are a bit limited and the salad is mostly a variety of olives and pickles.

- Dan S on Monday April 16, 2018

You really can't beat porn and booze on the weekends!!!

- jayrich on Monday March 23, 2009

Love the concept of Smut & Eggs, as well as the owner's "give 'em hell" attitude towards local politicians, but sadly, the bloody fell short (as did the breakfast). Not enough booze in there, and the goods at the BM salad bar were far from fresh or chilled. I preferred (and miss) the Park Street Bennett's. This remaining one is like midget porn: Something you feel you've gotta see at some point, but once you do, you quickly realize once is enough... ...And then you go back for more anyways.

- Wagon on Friday March 13, 2009

I wish I could say that this bloody was X-rated, but instead it was barely legal. This breakfast bar known for it's adult "educational" videos has cheap bloodies with a condiment and spice bar. With how crowded this place gets, its a whole lotta effort to get your custom concoction created and traverse back to your table. Chasers are available only upon request. I'd give this place a pass on ponying up any money for tomato juice with a splash of vodka. Bottomline...go for the entertainment and pass on the bloody.

- Radio Flyer on Friday March 13, 2009